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Welcome to lsh, the Ladue Computer Science shell!

Hit Ctrl+A to show all text (Mac users, get a better keyboard).

guest@laduecs.club ~> ls -a
.lsh_history .lshrc about hello projects test
guest@laduecs.club ~> cat hello
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hello!

We're creative. We're curious. We're students. We love computer science. We're from Ladue. The rest is left as an exercise to the reader.

There will be a test at the end.
guest@laduecs.club ~> cat about
We're Ladue's one and only computer science club! (LMAO Robotics kids as they furiously fake-code)

We do FUN STUFF. Like really FUN STUFF. So FUN that you'll quit all your other clubs to do our FUN stuff. Seriously, come check out our FUN STUFF. This is not meant to be sinister.

You'll meet 300 IQ people and even better, learn their secret dark tricks! >:)

You'll go through the stages of programming enlightenment:
0) Scratch lmao
1) Basic Python and HTML/CSS (No JS because JS sucks. This website works best with JS disabled!)
2) Git, Bash, Linux, FUNctional programming
3) Fake news bots, binary exploitation, hAcKiNg your friends, USACO (give up, too hard), BSD, non-backdoored RNG, commodity supercomputers, DueCoin™ NFTs
4) World domination à la Google/Instametabook
5) How to get a better night's sleep after coding in front of your computer for the past 40 hours continuously.

Let's get started! Join us!
guest@laduecs.club ~> ls projects
Intro to Python Awesome CS Presentations 2048 CTFs Lore DUOS OpenContest
guest@laduecs.club ~> cat /etc/passwd
root:x:0:0::/root:/bin/lsh
andy:x:1000:1000:Give him a high-five for making this!:/home/andy:/bin/lsh
anthony:x:1001:1001:Former benevolent dictator:/home/anthony:/bin/lsh
michael:x:1002:1002:Cyberattack Counteroperatert:/home/michael:/bin/lsh
sam:x:1003:1003:Competitive programming legend:/home/sam:/bin/lsh
billiam:x:1004:1004:Intro to Python protagonist:/home/billiam:/bin/lsh
bobert:x:1005:1005:Billiam's long-lost brother:/home/bobert:/bin/lsh
aiden:x:1006:1006:Representative of the robotics team:/home/aiden:/bin/lsh
abheek:x:1007:1007:The Abheek daemon:/home/abheek:/bin/lsh
notsam:x:1008:1008:Soda addict && reverse engineer:/home/notsam:/bin/lsh
owen:x:1009:1009:Proffesional food therapist:/home/owen:/bin/lsh
kevin:x:1010:1010:The REAL Kevin:/home/kevin:/bin/lsh
sayam:x:1011:1011:(no description provided):/home/sayam:/bin/lsh
akshar:x:1012:1012:Average competitive programmer:/home/akshar:/bin/lsh
richie:x:1013:1013:Concerned penguin:/home/richie:/bin/lsh
geoffrey:x:1014:1014:fsck running:/home/geoffrey:/bin/lsh
olena:x:1015:1015:I hate tkinter:/home/olena:/bin/lsh
alice:x:1016:1016:FNAF music intensifies...:/home/alice:/bin/lsh
david:x:1017:1017:(no description provided):/home/david:/bin/lsh
frank:x:1018:1018:TheLivingPepsi:/home/frank:/bin/lsh
robert:x:1019:1019:Godly carrot:/home/robert:/bin/lsh
johndoe:x:1020:1020:John Doe John Doe John Doe:/home/johndoe:/bin/lsh
isabella:x:1021:1021:Plotting everyone's downfall:/home/isabella:/bin/lsh
rachel:x:1022:1022:Not Olena:/home/rachel:/bin/lsh
aaron:x:1023:1023:Upcoming benevolent dictator:/home/aaron:/bin/lsh
guest:x:1024:1024:You could be on here too! Jusk ask!:/home/guest:/bin/lsh
guest@laduecs.club ~> cat test
🎉🎉🎉🎉 Alright, time for the test at the end! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
I warned you, didn't I?

Problem 1: Will you join LadueCS?
Problem 2: Will you come to our weekly meetings?
Problem 3: What is Mr. White's phone number?

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© ∞ Billiam Wender and the Ladue community!
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